In the following pictures, you see an elderly gentleman whose angry
ranting about the destruction of his dock has suddenly been washed
away by the sight of a 12-year-old 10-year-old girl. What is he
saying?


The correct answer is 2: 「おお〜、8年後が楽しみじゃ」
The cane is a nice touch, don’t you think?
In December. Possibly the finest example of an anime adaptation that’s not only better than the source material, but much better.
There’s a sub out for the Konosuba special that was bundled with the latest light novel, and it’s mostly worthless. They didn’t want to steal material from the upcoming second season, so it’s just a standalone bit of fluff that doesn’t really deliver on its promises. The only thing I can really praise is one quiet scene towards the end that gives Megumin some character development.
Available at J-List. Not available: exhibitionistic motorcycle-riding alien catgirl goddess. Good luck sourcing that component.


The CD single of the Bakuon end-credits song includes several extras, including the “Lime-senpai” version.

They just layered riding noises over the instrumental version.
I’ve been seeing a lot of captioned anime pictures recently with two speech bubbles added, reading 大丈夫? おっぱい揉む? (“Are you okay? Wanna squeeze my titties?”). The templates (NSFW) work surprisingly well on a wide variety of cheesecake images, 2D and 3D, and then of course it had to get weird…