Hello!Project Sing-along Project
Kusumi: “…and I’m too sexy for my hat, Too sexy for my hat, what do you think about that?”
Hello!Project Telepathy Project
Risako: “I made it quite clear that we were wearing black tonight. Your disobedience is most disappointing.”
Momoko: “Please allow me to punish her next, Mistress.”
Saki: “That cow would never have caught me if this drapery wasn’t so heavy.”
Taking the Hello!Project out of the girl
Perhaps the greatest sin of the Hello!Project costume designers is that their young victims graduate with no awareness of their handicap. This has led to many post-H!P fashion disasters, of which this is not atypical.
Maki Goto, despite cutting all ties with H!P and signing with a much better record company, remains scarred by her long association with the agency. Take, for instance, the recent promo pic for her web site:
I am delighted to report, however, that she seems to have found at least a partial solution to the problem, now that it has come to her attention (NSFW):
Dear Hello!Project costume designers
Just because I haven’t complained recently, don’t think you’ve stopped sucking at your jobs. I mean, when even Ai-chan is having a what-the-fuck moment, you know it can’t be good.
(former) Hello!Project Telepathy Project
In order, I’d say they’re thinking:
- Yuko: On your knees, slave!
- Kaori: Let's see... yup, still got it.
- Natsumi: The Bambi look gets them every time.
- Mari: I'm the only one who doesn't actually need this gig.
- Kei: Pardon me while I set fire to your pants.
- Rika: I will kill you slowly.
- Yossi: I will eat the body when she's done.
- Makoto: ...and this is why I need a new photobook!
- Miki: I am not a frumpy old housewife, you're just trying to make me cry.
- Satan: Wow, this Ritalin stuff is great!
