In order, I’d say they’re thinking:

• Yuko: On your knees, slave!
• Kaori: Let's see... yup, still got it.
• Natsumi: The Bambi look gets them every time.
• Mari: I'm the only one who doesn't actually need this gig.
• Kei: Pardon me while I set fire to your pants.
• Rika: I will kill you slowly.
• Yossi: I will eat the body when she's done.
• Makoto: ...and this is why I need a new photobook!
• Miki: I am not a frumpy old housewife, you're just trying to make me cry.
• Satan: Wow, this Ritalin stuff is great!