Dear Maki Goto,
You’ve left Hello!Project behind. You’ve got a new manager, a contract with a real record label, and tens of thousands of fans had idolgasms just seeing cellphone camera pictures of your recent training trip to LA. You’re positioned to take over the world.
Could you at least pick up a decent dress on the way to the show?
Dear Hello!Project Costume Designers,
I give up. You have destroyed my will to live. I know this, because the first thing I objected to in this picture was the boots.
Dear Hello!Project Costume Designers,
You bastards.
You waited until the last possible moment, when Biyuuden is disbanded and two out of three members will likely never be seen again. For years, you’ve been dressing them in tinsel and tulle, mixing cowboy hats and bunny ears with taffeta and rhinestones, sparing them the ruffles only when they’re in lingerie, and now you let them get in front of a camera in actual clothing. You didn’t even dye their hair unnatural shades and staple bows to their heads!
Or is this why they seem happy to break up? Quick! Someone get word to Aya, before she gets eaten by tribbles!
[again]
Dear Hello!Project Costume Designers,
The next time you have Hitomi Yoshizawa strapped down for a fitting, please feed her!
[no picture; more and more frequently these days, she’s just bones wrapped in gaudy fabric]
Dear Hello!Project Costume Designers,
I think Yuuko Nakazawa has a few issues with how you’re dressing her. If you see her approaching the wardrobe dungeon carrying some sort of long, vaguely cylindrical package, run.
Or, you know, don’t. I’m on her side.
Dear Maki Goto,
Hello!Project dressed you funny, and they were really pushing a slut look that didn’t flatter you. Avex’s wardrobe and makeup artists? Kill them. Kill them all. Make them suffer.
Dear Hello!Project Costume Designers,
A while back, I was watching an H!P concert video at Scott’s house, and I said, “ah, it’s time for the trashy outfits”. Scott eagerly came over to take a look, and then realized that he had misinterpreted what I’d meant by trashy. From a certain point of view, I suppose you deserve some praise for always seeking new innovations in costume design, but seriously, I’ve got to ask.
