Dear Hello!Project Costume Designers,

I think Yuuko Nakazawa has a few issues with how you’re dressing her. If you see her approaching the wardrobe dungeon carrying some sort of long, vaguely cylindrical package, run.

Or, you know, don’t. I’m on her side.

Honest Yuuko

PS: ever wonder why Ayaka recently quit the agency, changed her name, and got married? The drugs you had her on in this picture finally wore off.