Captain Marika Nendoroid in October.

(via the never-safe-for-work Sankaku Complex)

All these years, I didn’t know they sold it in <a href=”this size:

[Update: and for the serious user, 1000 gram can.]

Another own-goal from the Obama campaign.

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I’d file it as “humor”, but this is an official statement from the campaign site, which henceforth shall be known as Clowncar 2012.

You’ve been in Japan too long, and apparently you’ve even been hanging out in the Hello!Project Wardrobe Dungeon. Please go back to Korea for a while to escape the evil influences that led you to strap feather dusters to Hyoyeon’s hips. And speaking of shape-distortion, did you really put Sooyoung in jodhpurs and fun-fur shoulder pads? And, and, … look, just flee while you still can.

Outsider resumes with a bit of understatement. :-)

Dear Google Translate, the adjective いけ好かない can be translated as disagreeable, disgusting, nasty, or creepy. I think you’ll find that there are very few contexts where it would be correct to translate it as “dicksplash”.

Space Cat and its sequels.

Also, all six Mushroom Planet books. The first one is available, and I still have an old Scholastic copy of the second, but I don’t think I ever saw the last few.

It will be a few years before my niece and nephew need them, so the universe still has time to make things right.