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Isekai Goblin Mayor, episode 4

Our Night-Knight Gal deploys her first-rate distractions in a failed attempt to assassinate Our Blue-Balls-Bearing Mayor, and is gullible enough to accept his explanation that they didn’t affect him because he’s just not interested in her species. Someday this lie is going to catch up to him.

He doesn’t take offense at the orders she was trying to carry out, though; if anything, it’s brought them closer together, as well as convinced Our Lusty Grandpa that the benefits of a friendly relationship outweigh the risks. Even with the sudden lore dump explaining why it’s sensible to fear powerful goblins.

Our Mayor also acquires three more haremettes, the Immortal Busty Elf Sisters, two of whom have to be given a good thrashing to remedy their existential despair. Perhaps he can explain to his tailor the proper attire for Dominated Busty Elf Maidens…

Verdict: I think we’ve pretty much filled out the cast for now. In a good way. Bonus points for Karen’s… points; she seemed a bit eager about her cover story.

(not Karen, but gets full points; full, firm points)

Flatcat & Sword-Daddy 2, episode 4

The Big Bad is indeed bad, and Our Heroic Party is fighting way out of their league. Fortunately, they fight smarter and harder, and get the job do… oh, wait, he’s still got a little fight in him for next week.

Verdict: I am not disappointed. The power of cuteness will surely triumph. And I’m not talking about Super Undead Shota Minion.

Rerun’s Special Magic 2, episode 3

Busty bikini babes bound in chains? I approve. The second half is less visually interesting, but at least we’re introduced to a Busty Saintess.

Verdict: seriously, dude, I know you’re still carrying a torch from the future, but Azest is right there, and you’ve already fixed her. Go get some and let the future save itself!

(definitely not an ice princess!)

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