This week, a new mystery: how in the hell did Our Megabusty Goofball Pony Gal ever fit into that ninja armor? Related, Our Slightly Gay Catgirl gets an extended flashback origin story, and I must say that she should ease up on the mousse and go back to a more natural hair style.

We’ve also finally reached events promised in the (wretched) OP animation, as Our Bony Hero tests his metal mettle against a sea monster. Time to get kraken! … okay, done; they didn’t even bother giving the poor thing a coup de grâce.

Verdict: there must be a law about Conservation Of Extended Flashbacks.

(still tinkering with sword-bearing fantasy cover-girl prompts; this first one, like Our Titty Elf, apparently likes sitting on bone)

Apple still struggling to find a use for AI

In iOS 27, Apple Intelligence will automatically rearrange your tabs by category. Apparently because it’s Yet Another Way To Move Things Around Behind Your Back, an Apple UI specialty in recent years.

Seriously, WTF?

Same article:

In the Safari settings accessible from the left of the URL bar, tapping into Create an Extension brings you to an interface where you can type in whatever you want an extension to do. Apple also includes suggestions in categories that include Boost Productivity, Improve Focus, Get Creative, and Develop and Design. Some of Apple’s extension suggestions:

• Create a citation for the current webpage and copy it to my clipboard
• Create a 3-minute focus timer for the page
• Set the minimum font size to 14pt
• Turn the page into pirate speak
• Style websites like 90s websites with bold colors and type
• Every time I open a new tab, draw me a different flower
• Highlight and show the dimensions of webpage elements when I tap on them
• Enter the design mode for a website so that I can edit the contents

…because I want to run down my phone battery and my data plan!

And more!

Safari can monitor a website for changes and alert you when new information is detected. Apple says it’s useful for monitoring when concert tickets go on sale or watching for a product to be restocked.

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