Red Cat Ramen, episode 2

This week, Our Helpful Human gets to work the front of the house, and (some of) the cats agonize over how to make her fit in, until they realize that the customers don’t care that there’s a not-cat doing the dishes. If anything, one of them’s jealous that she doesn’t get to work there.

Verdict: It’s growing on me. It doesn’t hurt that Human-chan is cute and secretly stacked.

2 Outta 3 Ain’t Bad, episodes 1-2

(classical reference)

Our Otaku Potato-kun spent the first episode overcoming his fear of 3D-girl cooties, gradually warming up to the idea of having an actual friend with shared interests who just happens to be female, until he sees her perfect cosplay of his One True Waifu. And then his helping hand casts off her top and he gets a handful of S-rank titty. He may never wash that hand again.

In the second episode, Haremette #2 arrives in style as the perfect teen model, with half the bust and twice the legs of #1. After teasingly showing him everything but what’s under her lacy panties, we flash back to their playground past, discovering that she’s been madly in love with His Nerdly Majesty for ten years, to the point that her entire look, personality, and career have just been prep for this dere/tsun/dere reunion. Fortunately, Haremette #1 wants to recuit her for team cosplay, so the jealousy will only go one direction until she figures out that she’s hot for Potato-kun as well.

Note: he gets to see the goodies; we do not, and the covering looks like it would survive a Bluray upgrade.

Verdict: the only value Potato-kun brings to this is acting as a stripper pole for the girls to wrap themselves around. I’d prefer an actual stripper pole. Or an actual potato. Reviewers accusing him of misogyny are revealing more about themselves than about this thinly-written loser.

Side note: Model Gal is lucky her first photographer took rejection well; the lack of assistants in his studio strongly suggests that his motives for approaching her were at best half-honorable. Sure, some of Pompeo Posar’s famous centerfolds were girls he picked up on the street and photographed alone, but this poser was no Posar.

Dungeon People, episode 2

Our New Hire uses her Mad Skilz to help restock the dungeon, after making a save point and showing off not quite enough of her healthy young body. The light bars would normally suggest that you Buy The Bluray, but I don’t think this is the sort of show to go there. Now, if they were to start foreshadowing a Secret Dungeon Hot Springs episode, and revealed that Our Administrative Loli is (much) older than she looks…

Verdict: quite soothing after the shouty cosplay harem.

(actual relevant fan-art; this is unlikely to happen again)

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