Dear Amazon,

Wow, these new pencils are versatile! But I think maybe I don’t want to hang out with the sort of people who buy them…

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Actually, I’m not terribly excited by the new Sharpie Liquid Mechanical Pencils. Unless you apply a lot more pressure than you would with a standard pencil or gel-ink pen, they don’t work well when held at more than a very slight angle.