A Clockwork Idol
Dear Hello!Project, I regret to inform you that the MomokoBot went a bit Westworld last night, carving a bloody path across Tokyo. She was last seen entering the H!P Wardrobe Dungeon, where we can only hope that she slaughtered every stylist in possession of a rhinestone or feather.
Dear Sayumi Michishige,
It’s possible I’m reading the wrong thing into the title of this magazine feature, but given the “no boyfriends” lifestyle imposed on you by your management, can I say that I at least hope you have access to a Throbbing Accessory Catalog?
Dear Hello!Project Costume Designers,
I…, I…, I have no words.
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Dear Hello!Project photo editor,
Dude, she’s 13; could you hold off on the “abducted into the sex trade” photos for a few years?
Dear Hello!Project Costume Designers,
CanCam dresses your girls better. Or, in this case, undresses them better, as Satan shows off a little bit of denim and a whole lot of Satan. Bonus: she’s not singing.
Dear Hello!Project Costume Designers,
Apparently you’ve been replaced.
Dear Hello!Project costume designers,
The new interns are fitting right in, I see.
Dear Hello!Project Costume Designers,
I know we haven’t spoken recently, but that’s mostly because Idolpimp has been pasturing out the grownups and spending his time on spin-off groups (again). Still, I just wanted to let you know that I’ve got my eye on you. If only because I have to look away from how you’re dressing Reina…
