Dear Hello!Project,
Thank you for feeding Yossie. In the latest Ongaku Gatas video, she no longer looks a little too much like the other person in this picture:
[and if anyone is wondering about the group name, Ongaku Gatas (“musical pussycats”) is the singing spin-off of the H!P futsal team, Gatas Brilhantes (“shining pussycats”)]
"Hello, my name is..."
“…Kanna Arihara, and on behalf of the Hello!Project costume designers, I’d like to ask you all a few questions.”
Dear Hello!Project Costume Designers,
I think I know how this outfit came about:
[recklessly navigating past the pallets of feathers and tulle in the H!P wardrobe dungeon, two Apprentice Bedazzler Technicians collide]
A: “You got your cheerleader outfit in my candy-striper uniform!”
B: “No, you got your candy-striper uniform in my cheerleader outfit.”
Together: “Heeeeeeeey!”
Cheernurse: The Revenge
Horrified by the sight of an under-Bedazzled idol, a Senior Fashion Eliminator rushes to the scene, determined to show these two yokels How It’s Done.
Dear Hello!Project Costume Designers,
I realize that Ayumi Shibata and the rest of Melon Kinenbi are being kicked out of the agency along with all of the other adults, but do you really think this is a viable option for her post-H!P career, or did you do it to satisfy certain personal needs?
Honestly, I think it's some of their best work...
Oh, sure, I make fun of the people who design stage costumes for Hello!Project. It’s the least I can do, given the insane amount of effort they expend to overdecorate their helpless victims.
So when they do something simple, with just two colors and no feathers or tulle or ruffles or rhinestones, I think it’s only fair to say something nice. I mean, it’s even age-appropriate!
