“I answered your question once. But if you ask it twice, it doesn’t make it any better of a question, so I’ll respond in kind.”

— Kayleigh McEnany returns fire

Girls and guns


So, in addition to Preferential Measure Organization Stella Women’s Academy High School Division Class C3 (which apparently flopped as a manga, but is one of the few watchable anime this season), there’s at least one other schoolgirl survival-game manga running, this one successfully: Survival Game Club.

I had happened to pick up a volume of this one when I was Osaka, and while the general idea is the same, this one opens a bit differently, with New Girl At School getting her introduction to the world of survival games by being rescued from a train molester by a stylishly-dressed but mildly insane blonde schoolgirl carrying what looks like a Beretta 9mm pistol. …who is promptly hauled off by the station employees, to her loud protests. Of course, this is the beginning of a new life for Our Heroine, in more of a wacky-antics universe than C3.

I was reminded of this series when I happened to click the Google translate button while looking at reviews of C3, and saw a more hilarious than usual mistranslation. The official title of Survival Game Club is さばげぶっ! (saba-ge-bu). Google helpfully translated this as “Sabage Bukkake!”. I can only be grateful that they didn’t go with “savage”.

For future reference...


…the black cable controls fan speed. I’ll need this information again soon.

Yomitori sample output


I’ve made quite a few improvements since putting the code up on Github. Just having it out in public made me clean it up a lot, but trying to produce a decent sample made an even bigger difference. QAing the output of my scripts has smoked out a number of errors in the original texts, as well as some interesting errors and inconsistencies in Unidic and JMdict.

The sample I chose to include in the Github repo is a short story we went through in my group reading class, Lafcadio Hearns’ Houmuraretaru Himitsu (“A Dead Secret”). The PDF files (text and vocab) are designed to be read side-by-side (I use two Kindles, but they fit nicely on most laptop screens), while the HTML version uses jQuery-based tooltips to show the vocabulary on mouseover.

For use as a sample, I left in a lot of words that I know. If I were generating this story for myself, I’d use a much larger known-words list.

Carve it in stone, that it shall never be forgotten


"If you don't have the social skills to phrase a polite question, Slashdot is perhaps not the ideal place to go looking for advice..."

(via, where the person quoted is actually answering the wrong question…)

Yomitori 1.0


About two and a half years ago, I threw together a set of Perl scripts that converted Japanese novels into nicely-formatted custom student editions with additional furigana and per-page vocabulary lists. I said I’d release it, but the code was pretty raw, the setup required hacking at various packages in ways I only half-remembered, and the output had some quirks. It was good enough for me to read nearly two dozen novels with decent comprehension, but not good enough to share.

When I ran out of AsoIku novels to read, I decided it was time to start over. I set fire to my toolchain, kept only snippets of the old code, and made it work without hacking on anyone else’s packages. Along the way, I switched to a much better parsing dictionary, significantly improved lookup of phrases and expressions, and made the process Unicode-clean from start to finish, with no odd detours through S-JIS.

Still some work to do (including that funny little thing called “documentation”…), but it makes much better books than the old one, and there are only a few old terrors left in the code. So now I’m sharing it.

https://github.com/jgreely/yomitori

Convenience...


(via the NSFW BC Ikusani)

Eternal sweetness on Amazon


One kilo of pure Sucralose powder, for ~$200.

This is either a lifetime supply, or a lifetime supply, much like the kilo of pure caffeine, which is about a hundred lethal doses.

Touchstones


  • George W. Bush was legitimately elected President. Twice.
  • Vaccines save lives, and do not cause autism.
  • There is no such thing as a "climate-change denier", just people who think that Global Warming is 99% social engineering and 1% climate science.
  • George Zimmerman did not get away with murder, and the verdict, which did not depend on "standing his ground", would likely have been the same in 48 other states (and possibly even in Ohio).

“Need a clue, take a clue,
 got a clue, leave a clue”