The Three Behemoths, episode 5

Sorry, SuperKitty, but that one was your fault. You should have known better than to summon tentacles and wrap them around Your Highly Catsexual Mistress and Our Cat-Curious Catgirl Blacksmith. Now they’re openly discussing a Type 1 Tenchi Solution.

Our Cat-Thirsty Dragonewt Babymaker makes her debut as an adventurer this week, and she has some serious rough edges. It’s all good, though, since it leads to a naked titty-fight in the tub. The censored version must be entirely covered in steam for a full minute.

There is one thing I’m curious about: the ED has an elf girl in it whose breasts are not bigger than her head. What’s up with that? I can understand the dryad and the fairy having different builds, but I think it’s pretty firmly established that elf gals all have gigantic titties. Must be a mutant loli.

Verdict: unlike Guild Gal, they’re determined to keep the tone light and the fan-service heavy, so the surprise reveal of what they’ve been hired to guard doesn’t bother me. Even knowing how the story goes.

(needs a catgirl, I know, but… Grea!)

Solo Leveling 2, episode 4

Okay, Our Blonde Future Combat Waifu wasn’t what I had in mind, but she is easy on the eyes, even in full armor, and she needed to finally show up before he gets back to the secret dungeon where Esil is waiting. Pacing-wise, that means it could be as much as three weeks before we see Our One True Best Girl. Sigh.

Verdict: finally some characters introduced last season are actually getting into the same room as Our Shadowy Player.

(a little downtime between adventures…)

A-Rank Dungeon Harem, episode 3

Our Combat Harem is moving up the charts, although if they’d left the camera on for that brief bath scene, they’d be even more popular. Sadly, Dickhead and Slobber-Boy are still in the show, so screen time is being wasted on their evil-and-stupid plans. The one bright spot in the time spent on That Other Party is that the little blonde titty-witch is feeling remorse for having been a total bitch to Our Hero, and might someday redeem herself.

Verdict: they’ve scored the funds to buy a house big enough for the whole party to live together, so perhaps next week the gals will take the opportunity to show off their lingerie collections. That might be enough to offset The Continuing Adventures of Dickhead And Slobber-Boy.

(friendship lust is magic!)

Amazon Logistics-ish

Ordered on Wednesday, with “Prime” delivery promised for Saturday, but since it didn’t even ship until noon, it might get here by 10 PM on Sunday. Good thing it only cost $400; maybe I should have added a backhoe to the order to get the kind of service they used to have.

(“we’re here to find out why your package is late, Miss Clay”)

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