Literal Dream Girl Elf Waifu, episode 3

Our Sleepy Hero comes home from work, chats up His Clever Elf Waifu, makes gyoza from scratch for dinner, drinks her under the table, then cuddles her in bed so they can head back to her world. He talks her into another dungeon run, which ends pretty much the same way as the last one, with them getting flame-broiled by a giant monster. You think she’d learn to turn down these invitations.

Along the way, he impresses her with his mastery of unusual magical skills she’s never heard of, which are nearly as impressive as his ability to mix, stuff, and cook four servings of gyoza in the time it took me to write this sentence.

Anyway, we have a Big Batch Of Bad Guys armed with the power of a Jewel-Bearing Shota Cat-Boy. Next week, I guess we’re getting a big fight scene that will use all the special skills he showed off this week.

Verdict: we got a lot of walking, talking, and eating, followed by a very compressed cliffhanger crisis. What didn’t we get? Elf-service. I’m pretty sure she takes a bath every night before climbing into his bed, so…

(sorry, Sleepy Hero, this Elf-Waifu is taken)

The Apothecary Diaries 2, episode 3

This week, Maomao does her Columbo thing, complete with leaving out details that would drag her further into court intrigue if revealed to Jinshi. Sadly, she pays the price for her silence by losing something near and dear to her heart. No, not that price. Or that one. Just, y’know, a price.

Hammer Of The Guild Gal, episode 3

Hmmm, I wonder why they swapped the ED and OP so that the episode starts out all fun and bouncy? Oh, yeah, there it is: the plot has arrived, and There Is Darkness. Tonal whiplash, oh how I’ve missed you…not. Murdered adventurers, flashbacks to childhood loss, and a new betrayal, just the sort of thing I was hoping to avoid in this show. That is, I knew the events were coming, I was just hoping they’d keep to the mood they’d established in the first two episodes.

Verdict: gosh, I wonder if that magic item Jade gave Alina will somehow come in handy next week… meh.

Spring anime that’s never been done before

Coming soon, Kicked Out Of The Hero’s Party For Being Useless, My Non-Combat Skills Are So OP That It Makes My White-Haired Tan-Elf Girlfriend’s Head Explode Three Times Per Episode. Fortunately the usual over-descriptive sub-title is attached to something easier to remember: The Unaware Atelier Master. (“unaware” looks like a compromise; a literal translation would be “misunderstood”, but the promo suggests the most accurate word would be “clueless”)

(10 light novels, 8 manga volumes, 0 fan-art…)

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