Once you’ve asked chatbots for information a few times, you start to spot patterns. Here’s a perfect example: I asked Google about putting vanilla extract in tiramisu (something traditional recipes don’t do). High on the list of results was Spoonable Recipes, and every line screams generative AI:

Mascarpone cheese is the most popular ingredient in tiramisu dishes. In fact, over 80% of tiramisu recipes contain mascarpone cheese.

Softened is a frequent preparation for mascarpone cheese in tiramisu dishes.

Mascarpone cheese is often included in tiramisu dishes in amounts of 8 ounces, 1 pound or 1 cup.

Another popular ingredient in tiramisu is white sugar. From the recipes we’ve sampled for tiramisu, over 70% have white sugar.

Tiramisu dishes often call for white sugar to be granulated.

White sugar is often included in tiramisu dishes in amounts of 1 tablespoon, three quarters of a cup or a quarter cup.

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Another popular ingredient in tiramisu is vanilla extract. From the recipes we’ve sampled for tiramisu, over 40% have vanilla extract.

Vanilla extract is often included in tiramisu dishes in amounts of 1 teaspoon or half a teaspoon.

In tiramisu recipes that contain vanilla extract, it is on average, 0.7% by weight.

In recipes for tiramisu, vanilla extract is often used with mascarpone cheese, ladyfinger cookies, confectioners sugar, chocolate and white sugar.

Potential substitutions for vanilla extract in tiramisu:
    pumpkin pie spice

Also, vanilla extract is not often used with flour, white chocolate, pumpkin and lemon curd.

And remember, that cream won’t whip itself!

(as investor-hungry “AI” companies frantically scramble for fresh content to build their next-generation engines with, they’re hoovering up previous-generation output like this “recipe analysis” and spreading the contamination. A lot of people doing text-to-image generation rave about Flux over Stable Diffusion XL, but the first time I tried it, I got even more fingers per hand; one poor gal must have had a dozen, and that’s enough ladyfingers for three full servings of tiramisu!)

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