Shangri-La Frontier 2, episode 9

Back in the saddle again, as Our Half-Clad Hero picks Our Lonely White Rabbit’s tiny little brain about the competition, before setting out to meet up with last week’s $OPPONENTS who have a line on a new boss quest. Fortunately Our Awesome Chocolate Bunny catches him in time to deliver her masterpiece.

The meetup’s halfway across the continent, so he needs an experienced partner to help him get to the church on time and calls on Our Giant Armored Lovestruck Maiden, who is so thrilled at the chance for a virtual play-date that she dissolves into a puddle of hormones. Y’know, if he ever figures out that “Psyger-0” (who will soon ask him to pronounce the “0” as “rei”) is the pretty classmate “Saiga Rei” that he briefly met in the first season, they could actually… (this has not happened as of manga volume 18) never mind.

Verdict: the next boss is underwater, so they’d better get kraken!

(Our Briefly-Excited White Rabbit will not be joining him for this cross-country race)

Bluray, Molested

Apparently the official release date for the Ultra-Gushing Bluray was the 3rd. Amazon listed it as the 13th, but delivered my pre-order today. No complaints; I’ll be “reviewing” it soon.

Byrna LE “less-lethal” .68 caliber pistol

A while back, people realized that A) paintball gaming had produced a wide variety of reliable CO2-powered projectile launchers, and B) you could fill the balls with the active ingredient of pepper spray, producing C) self-defense products that are less restricted than firearms. Byrna is one of the companies working in this space, and just finished a highly-successful Black Friday sale, selling in the neighborhood of 70,000 launchers pistols over the weekend.

The two models they currently sell are actually the same frame, with the larger, more powerful LE being the SD plus the optional 12-gram CO2 adapter. This means that they have exactly the same trigger, sights, and ambi safety, and the only difference is velocity and barrel length. They can be considered DA/SA pistols, since the first shot punctures the CO2 cartridge when you pull the trigger, which they say is patented but at least one other company does it, too.

For “reasons”, I picked up the LE in the sale and set up a backstop in the basement consisting of a cheap moving blanket taped to a stack of moving boxes stuffed with bubble wrap and packing paper (why, yes, I do have a lot of stuff left over from the cross-country move!). I do not have any of the OC pepper balls (not that I’d shoot them in the basement…), just the supplied hard plastic “kinetic” balls from the kit, and the first shot at 20 feet buried the ball in the cardboard, leaving just a bit of color showing through the puckered blanket.

The second shot bounced off the first one and rolled past me. The rest of the 5-shot magazine was just as accurate. Cheaper third-party .68-cal balls worked fine as well, and being bright yellow were easier to find as they rolled away. I got ~32 shots out of a single 12-gram CO2 cartridge; the last 10 or so were obviously less powerful, but at that range they were still pretty close to the others.

File under complete bullshit the claim that “The Byrna is roughly the size of a compact 9mm handgun.” Nope, this sucker is as big as a full-sized duty pistol and significantly thicker, including the blocky grip. Here it is side-by-side with a Smith&Wesson M&P 2.0 in .45 ACP (yes, they’re even wearing the same cheap laser sight, which was another Amazon Black Friday deal):

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(Byrna on the left in the last pic, obviously)

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