A Dictionary of Unspeakable Truths


In which J Refuses To Play Well With Others and Runs With Scissors. And perhaps ever-so-slightly exaggerates for effect. That’s my story and I’m sticking to it.


Trans
Viciously enforcing gender stereotypes.
Transphobia
Not playing along with a stranger’s roleplay therapy.
Intersectional
Collecting victimhood points to silence opposing views.
Triggering
Making false claims to silence opposing views.
Diversity
Different-looking people who all think alike.
Cultural Appropriation
Culture.
Privilege
Imaginary straight-white-male superpower.
Whitewashing
Appealing to your target demographic.
Cis
Normal.
Heteronormative
Normal.
Gender Binary
Normal.
Gender Identity
Self-diagnosed neurosis.
Mansplaining
Habitually explaining.
Manspreading
Coping with seats sized for adolescent girls.
Inclusive
Excluding everyone who disagrees.
Disparate Impact
Unsurprising outcome.
Problematic
Unexceptional.
Misogyny
Treating women as equals.
Feminism
Treating men as inferiors.
Social Justice
Animal Farm.
Climate Change
Global Warming.
Global Warming
Weather.
Climatology
Cargo Cult.
Denier
Skeptic.
Fair Trade
Socialist Collective.
Organic
Hipster Amish.
Vegan
Cultist.
Misgendering
Calling a spade a spade.
Rape Culture
Women who belatedly regret drunken sex with strangers.
Slut Shaming
Criticizing women who binge-drink then have sex with strangers.
Believe The Victim
Pretend that women never lie.
Voting Against Their Interests
Voting for their interests.
Toxic Masculinity
Masculine.
Toxic Whiteness
White.
Ally
Trying to be eaten last.
Woke
Trying to be beaten last.
Homophobia (Western)
Not praising homosexuality.
Homophobia (Middle Eastern)
Openly murdering homosexuals.
Patriarchy (Western)
Equality.
Patriarchy (Middle Eastern)
Denying women basic civil rights, mutilating their genitals, and punishing them for being raped.
No True Scotsman
Fallacy committed by people who accuse others of committing it.

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