My friend Dan is a member of the 501st. No, not that one (fortunately); the other one. It occurred to me, though, that there’s a cosplay opportunity here. Crossing the streams, as it were.
I’m not the first to think of it, although the execution leaves a bit to be desired…
Next time, please start with a femtrooper, preferably one built along the lines of Lynette Bishop or Shirley Yeager…