Dear Apple,

Thanks for pretending that I eagerly signed up to get email about the iPhone. This is, of course, a lie.

Subject: Thank you for your interest in iPhone.
Date: May 16, 2007 3:06:48 PM PDT

Talk to you soon.

Thanks for signing up. You'll be the first to hear the latest about iPhone--coming this June. That gives you just enough time to think of ways to break the news to your current phone.