Wednesday, July 4 2012

Latest spam slang: sapoari (サポ有り)

My Japanese spam email has shifted tone again. The eager runaways have apparently all been rescued from their Internet cafés, and now we’ve moved on to lonely wives who’d like to run away. She thinks her husband doesn’t want her any more and she’s lonely. Sure, he’s busy at work, but her body just aches… She wouldn’t mind making a clean break with him, so will I play with her? Of course this obasan will be quite grateful for a partner. If I’m interested, please send her mail from this (thoroughly-randomized) site.

But, what exactly does “sapo-ari” mean? The only common use of the katakana サポ is as an abbreviation of サポート, “support”. And 有り means “existence”. Which means that this lonely wife’s gratitude doesn’t come for free…

Subject: サポ有りで私と遊びませんか?

主人もなかなか相手にしてくれなくて寂しい思いしてます。仕事が忙しいのはわかっていますがそれでも私の体は疼くばかりで…どうか良ければ割り切りの関係でかまいませんので私と遊んでくれませんか?もちろんこんなオバサンの相手をしてもらうのでお礼も出します。
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