Wednesday, July 9 2008

Dear Potter Valley trailer trash,

(pressdemocrat.com, via Clayton Cramer)

A Potter Valley woman wounded herself and a man July 3 while attempting to kill mice with a .44-caliber Magnum revolver, according to the Mendocino County Sheriff’s Office.

The woman, 43, had drawn the gun from a holster under her left arm, intending to shoot mice scurrying across the floor of a small travel trailer on Highway 20 in Potter Valley, according to the Sheriff’s Office.

A few notes:

  • Concealed carry is illegal in California for mere mortals, unless you blow the local sheriff (financially or literally). If that’s the case, I feel sorry for him, and hope he finds a better outlet for his frustrations soon. (if you only have it around the house, why the shoulder holster?)
  • If you’re adequately concealing a .44 Magnum in this weather, I hope it’s stainless steel, because you’re either overdressed or really, really large.
  • Mice are very small and fast, .44 Magnum bullets are very large and fast. Both are good at passing through walls. Even if you hit the little bugger, you’re going to do serious damage to your trailer. And quite possibly the neighbor.
  • I’m just guessing, here, but what kind of jug wine goes with mouse-hunting?
  • P.S. Get a hearing aid. You’re going to need it after setting off a magnum inside of a trailer.