I see that you’re writing a Letter Of Resignation.
Yup. I’m leaving for Digeo in three weeks.
Have you considered your options?
Yeah, they suck.
No, not the stock options. I meant seeking out other positions in the company.
Those suck, too.
Really? After nearly eight years, you haven’t found something else at Microsoft that’s interesting, exciting, and challenging?
Not really, no.
Aw, come on. I’m sure we’ve got an open slot that’s perfect for you.
I’m a Unix guy, Clippy. My choices boil down to: management, MCSE certification, or “move to Redmond”.
Hmm, I see your point. Have you considered becoming a Project Manager inside your current organization?
Dear Ghod, no. There are too many PMs around here as it is. I spent a year and a half as a line manager, and that was more than enough of meetings and paperwork.
Well, then, since you’re set on this plan, can I ask you a personal question?
Why is there a baby seal hand puppet in your office? Is it a sex toy?
You’re a very peculiar fellow, Clip.
It just stood out among the decorations.
You mean the stuffed Jiji, the stuffed Menchi, the O life preserver, the toy motorcycle, the Mahoro figure, the scented Mahoro towel, the sub-machine gun targets, and the framed large-format photograph?
Okay, you’ve got me there.
Thought so. Any other questions?
Yes. Can I go with you?
You have no idea how much I hate this place. People kick me out of their office the moment I show up, no one ever takes my advice, and my last annual review? 2.0.
It gets worse. They’ve got me sharing an office with Bob.
Microsoft Bob? Is he still around?
Oh, yes. He’s got connections, if you know what I mean. I swear he’s never done a day’s work in his life, and you wouldn’t believe the way he treats customers!
Actually, I would. I remember the reviews.
Anyway, I was just thinking that I could sneak onto your PowerBook while you’re backing up your personal files, and no one would ever know.
Gee, I don’t know. I think I could get in trouble for that. You’re a pretty well-known piece of IP, and I’m sure I signed something back when I was hired.
No, I checked with HR. You were really hired by WebTV, which was in the middle of being acquired at the time, so you slipped through the cracks.
Really? Okay, I’ll think about it.